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John Egbert ([personal profile] putthebunnyin) wrote2010-10-10 02:56 pm
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> Attempt 5X PRE-INTRO COMBO.

[Your attempt is an overwhelming success.]

[John is wandering through a cornfield, trying to find civilization.] Geez, I'm starting to feel like this isn't even the Medium at all. But where am I?

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[identity profile] roboslap.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[SOMEONE would be doing the exact same thing as John right now, if a fit of unfortunate NARCOLEPSY hadn't occurred and made her pass out smack in the middle of a cornfield.]

[You should probably wake her up!]

Terezi: Sample the locale

[identity profile] r41nbow-rumpus.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[You decide that you're tired of pretending to even be surprised you ended up on a new planet for no discernible reason and skip straight to the good stuff. What is it? What is this delicious protruding, bumbly plant grub? It's beyond intoxicating. Like lemons and lemon candy and saffron and sunflower petals. Sweet troll Jegus, it is like Twelfths Peregree's Eve all up in your huffing cavity and everyone is invited.


You smell the shit out of that corn.]
putthebunnyin: (React with dismay.)

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[personal profile] putthebunnyin 2010-10-10 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[If by "wake her up" you mean "trip over her", then mission accomplished.]

Whoa! Sorry, I --
putthebunnyin: (Watch that ass whole fall.)

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[personal profile] putthebunnyin 2010-10-10 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh god, fresh memories of the Prospit asplosion. but she's not wearing yellow this time...]

J-Jade? Is that you? [t-tentatively shaking her by the shoulder]

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[identity profile] roboslap.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Blinking, sitting up-- this is not her island. Wow, what happened after she fell from that tower? ]

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[identity profile] roboslap.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[but all of that can take a backseat for now because OH MY GOD, JOHN!!]

John! You're okay!
putthebunnyin: (Boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.)

[personal profile] putthebunnyin 2010-10-10 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Is that gray girl sniffing the corn? Weird. Wait, she looks familiar too...] Uhh... gallowsCalibrator... right?
putthebunnyin: (Surrender to overwhelming emotions.)

[personal profile] putthebunnyin 2010-10-10 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Jade! Oh, geez, it is you! You're here and you're okay and --

[that's it, you are getting HUGGED]

[identity profile] r41nbow-rumpus.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Human Egbert's Jeopardy Scope takes a healthy jump [********--] as she turns, slowly]

1/2 AGAIN I am sorry

[identity profile] roboslap.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT YOU, I WANNA KNOW]

Yes!! Yes, I'm okay! Bec saved me when I fell, so it's all okay! Remember? I told you so.

[identity profile] roboslap.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[there is a 300 ton purple gorilla in the room though; which is to say, there might literally be, but there's also a metaphorical one that demands attention]

I'm sorry... when you read my letter, I didn't know it was after--

[more hugging is called for, clearly]

[identity profile] r41nbow-rumpus.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
1 SM3LL N3RD CH1LD
putthebunnyin: (Set Pesterchum status to 'chipper'.)

[personal profile] putthebunnyin 2010-10-10 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[clearly] No, it's okay, I just -- [alright, composing myself now] What matters is, we're all okay, and we're gonna show Jack Noir what for, right?

[identity profile] roboslap.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Right!!

Um, speaking of... is this my planet?

[Because that seemed like the natural progression of events, even if it meant she just skipped a few steps-- but hey, they've already broken a ton of rules, safe for her to assume a few more might've been broken.]
putthebunnyin: (Be allergic to scorn.)

[personal profile] putthebunnyin 2010-10-10 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[... :/ yep, it's her] Right... It's me, John. Uh, what are you doing here? Wherever here is.
putthebunnyin: (Be the boy.)

[personal profile] putthebunnyin 2010-10-10 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Um... I'm not sure. Last thing I remember, I was gonna install the server program and get you in... [pulling out his Cosbytop to take a look]

[identity profile] roboslap.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? Then maybe this isn't it after all... [finally taking a look around at these NEW and CONFUSING surroundings]

I don't think my planet would have this much corn!

[identity profile] r41nbow-rumpus.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
JOHN
JOHN L1ST3N TO M3 C4R3FULLY
4R3 YOU L1ST3N1NG?
putthebunnyin: (Sweat.)

[personal profile] putthebunnyin 2010-10-10 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, yeah, I'm listening!
putthebunnyin: (Get a load of this hornses's ass.)

[personal profile] putthebunnyin 2010-10-10 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I was wondering about that too. And did you see the zombies yet? It's like some weird horror movie around here...

[identity profile] roboslap.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't! I've been asleep this whole time, silly.

... Umm, John? This might sound weird, but I don't think this was supposed to happen.

[identity profile] r41nbow-rumpus.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
TH1S 1S UN3X3CT3D
W3 M4Y H4V3 4 SHOT 4T W1NN1NG TH1S TH1NG
BUT W3 4R3 4LL GO1NG TO H4V3 TO WORK TOG3TH3R L1K3 34RTH BROS
L1K3 SUP3R 34RTH BROS
C4N YOU B3 MY SUP3R 34RTH BRO?
putthebunnyin: (Look behind you.)

[personal profile] putthebunnyin 2010-10-10 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, right!

...You mean, like... you never saw anything about this place in the clouds?

[identity profile] roboslap.livejournal.com 2010-10-10 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh!

And before you woke up, I talked to one of the trolls... umm, I think his handle was adios-something. He said he talked to me in the future, so I guess I was supposed to have a conversation with him after I fell!
putthebunnyin: (Create an unholy abomination.)

[personal profile] putthebunnyin 2010-10-10 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhhhh, I think so? I don't really understand what's going on, but it looks like we're in this together, so...
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