> Attempt 5X PRE-INTRO COMBO.

[putthebunnyin]

[Your attempt is an overwhelming success.]

[John is wandering through a cornfield, trying to find civilization.] Geez, I'm starting to feel like this isn't even the Medium at all. But where am I?

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[updatefuckass]

THERE IS NOTHING BETTER TO DO.

[roboslap.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? I mean, you could watch more of our Earth movies and find ones you like.

We have a lot of them!

[updatefuckass]

THAT WOULD BE A WASTE OF THE LITTLE TIME WE HAVE LEFT.
WHICH WOULDN'T BE THAT LITTLE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU STUPID HUMANS.

[roboslap.livejournal.com]

You don't know that yet! You keep saying you do, but we'll find a way to set things right!

[updatefuckass]

NO, YOU DON'T GET IT.
YOU'VE ALREADY DONE IT.
YOU CAN'T NOT DO IT BECAUSE YOU ALREADY DID, AND WE'VE ALREADY FELT THE EFFECTS OF IT.
IF YOU DIDN'T DO IT, THAT WOULD BE A BRANCH TIMELINE AND WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU THEN.
IT'S BASIC INEVITABILITY.

[roboslap.livejournal.com]

Well... things you can't predict can still happen-- even if we've messed up in the past, we can still fix things now!

[updatefuckass]

IF IT WAS FIXABLE DON'T YOU THINK WE WOULD HAVE ALREADY DONE THAT?

[roboslap.livejournal.com]

Maybe you just don't know the answer yet!

[updatefuckass]

JADE.
WE ARE INFINITELY SMARTER THAN YOU.
AND BASICALLY SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE.
HAVE WE NOT GOTTEN THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD YET?

[roboslap.livejournal.com]

Even supergeniuses can take a while to get some brilliant ideas!

[updatefuckass]

IF IT TAKES A WHILE THEY AREN'T THAT SUPER OR GENIUS!

[roboslap.livejournal.com]

Come on, you've had to have one of your super smart trollfriends make a big mistake sometime!