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John Egbert ([personal profile] putthebunnyin) wrote2010-10-10 02:56 pm
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> Attempt 5X PRE-INTRO COMBO.

[Your attempt is an overwhelming success.]

[John is wandering through a cornfield, trying to find civilization.] Geez, I'm starting to feel like this isn't even the Medium at all. But where am I?
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[identity profile] roboslap.livejournal.com 2010-10-11 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
You must not have met Dave. He is simply the best there is at it!
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[personal profile] updatefuckass 2010-10-11 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
WHY WOULD I CARE WHO THE BEST IS AT SOMETHING SO INANE.

[identity profile] roboslap.livejournal.com 2010-10-11 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
See, he'd probably say something really cool and ironic about that if he were here. It'd be so cool, even if I don't get some of his jokes!
updatefuckass: (IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE HAS A BUCKET)

[personal profile] updatefuckass 2010-10-11 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
YOU CAN WORSHIP HIS BULGE LATER.
WHEN I'M NOT AROUND TO HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT.
EVEN IF I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO ANYWAY.
WITH MY WHOLE SEEING-YOUR-ENTIRE-LIFE THING.

[identity profile] roboslap.livejournal.com 2010-10-11 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm still not totally comfortable with that, you know! For hating us so much, I'd think you guys would do something better with your time.
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[personal profile] updatefuckass 2010-10-11 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
THERE IS NOTHING BETTER TO DO.

[identity profile] roboslap.livejournal.com 2010-10-11 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure? I mean, you could watch more of our Earth movies and find ones you like.

We have a lot of them!
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[personal profile] updatefuckass 2010-10-11 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
THAT WOULD BE A WASTE OF THE LITTLE TIME WE HAVE LEFT.
WHICH WOULDN'T BE THAT LITTLE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU STUPID HUMANS.

[identity profile] roboslap.livejournal.com 2010-10-11 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
You don't know that yet! You keep saying you do, but we'll find a way to set things right!
updatefuckass: (I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL.)

[personal profile] updatefuckass 2010-10-11 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
NO, YOU DON'T GET IT.
YOU'VE ALREADY DONE IT.
YOU CAN'T NOT DO IT BECAUSE YOU ALREADY DID, AND WE'VE ALREADY FELT THE EFFECTS OF IT.
IF YOU DIDN'T DO IT, THAT WOULD BE A BRANCH TIMELINE AND WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU THEN.
IT'S BASIC INEVITABILITY.

[identity profile] roboslap.livejournal.com 2010-10-11 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
Well... things you can't predict can still happen-- even if we've messed up in the past, we can still fix things now!
updatefuckass: (THAT WAS BRILLIANT.)

[personal profile] updatefuckass 2010-10-11 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
IF IT WAS FIXABLE DON'T YOU THINK WE WOULD HAVE ALREADY DONE THAT?

[identity profile] roboslap.livejournal.com 2010-10-11 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you just don't know the answer yet!
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[personal profile] updatefuckass 2010-10-11 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
JADE.
WE ARE INFINITELY SMARTER THAN YOU.
AND BASICALLY SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE.
HAVE WE NOT GOTTEN THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD YET?

[identity profile] roboslap.livejournal.com 2010-10-11 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Even supergeniuses can take a while to get some brilliant ideas!
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[personal profile] updatefuckass 2010-10-11 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
IF IT TAKES A WHILE THEY AREN'T THAT SUPER OR GENIUS!

[identity profile] roboslap.livejournal.com 2010-10-11 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Come on, you've had to have one of your super smart trollfriends make a big mistake sometime!
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